Today cannot be described as anything else than plain epic. I hitchhiked from Antofagasta to the Paranal Observatory, expecting not to come closer to the Very Large Telescope than security guys, but it is a Saturday today and the tour group was just about to leave. The guy at the gate approached me and I expected him to send me away from where the scientists do their complicated things, but then he said “Do you have a reservation?” and I answered “Not exactly”. He then proceeded by saying I should hurry and before I knew it he pushed me into the car of a German-Dutch couple. He handed me a protective construction hat in case the telescope turns and I get decapitated or something like that.
I drove off speaking my mother tongue while driving up the top of the Cerro Paranal where four of these big telescopes appeared with four little “helper” telescopes that can be moved into a desired position on a rail. The telescopes are owned by the European Southern Observatory (ESO), which funnily enough also has Brazil as a member state. The guide was a Chilean biologist called Vladimir who does the tour on Saturdays. We were allowed access to the offices of the astronomers who do the calculations and entered one of the four telescopes. If humanity discovers life outside of our own galaxy, it’s probably these folks who identified the planets that are in the liveable zone.
People who plan a visit book this free tour months in advance and I accidentally showed up at the right place at the right time and got inside the world’s largest telescope just like that. I’m annoyingly happy now. Especially after my other (failed) attempt to enter the Chajnantor Observatory near San Pedro de Atacama a few weeks earlier!